Talking About Cameras and Your GAS in Person Is Pedantic and Boring

"So it doesn't bring you joy?" is what Marie Kando would say to me if she were listening to me express my feelings on talking about camera gear in person. The situation typically happens when I'm out and about on a photo walk either testing gear or for the personal joy of it. A person will come up to me to start a discussion that will be about my camera. Then the person will find a way to spew their feelings and some sort of negativity my way about gear. If this isn't the case, it will be a conv...